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3/05/2014

The Walking Dead : Beth And Daryl


   The Walking Dead is one of those shows that make me believe if there were to be a zombie apocalypse (or any kind of apocalypse) here, in the real world, it would be awesome. *COUGH*New Vegas*cough*




   I was actually about to give up on this show. This season, I've been bored. A LOT. And the Daryl moments were just not that good. But then the big bad they'd gotten rid of, came back ! And then he died. Pathetically. But anyway, their whole group got shooed away from the prison they'd been living in by zombies. And so the prison story was no more.





   And then it was even more boring ! Bordering on depressing. It was horrible, a really hard time for us all just me.. BUT THEN! They did a Beth&Daryl centered episode. And it was awesome. Let me walk you through it.




    For those of you who don't know, there's this whole group of people that they got separated from and so now it's just the two of them. Daryl's been really broody, not his usual chatty self. But Beth's been trying to get him to go look for the others and he ain't hearing any of it. So they're kind of at a standstill, hence the title of the episode ("Still").




Anyway, this week on TWD, Daryl teaches you how to stab a snake through the head and then skin it ! YAAAAAYYY !!!




   In order to eat it. Yes, 'cause nothing says "nutritious breakfast" like a crawling reptile. Anyway, Beth is trying to talk him into.. doing something.. finding the others I guess. But Daryl's like f#ck you I'm eating my snake.




   So now Beth wants a drink. I like her thinking. Like 'FINE!! but if I'm gonna put up with this, Imma be drunk !




   So she goes, there's a bunch of walkers, so she hides, Daryl finds her and brings her back to camp. She's not happy about that. They argue. This is not the interesting part of the episodes but I have pictures for it so..






   Anyway, they find themselves inside the Capitol building I guess ?? At first I thought it was just a golf club with cheesy silverware. It could still be that.





   They look around for stuff to steal and alcohol. Basic Tuesday activity in a post-apocalyptic world.




At some point Beth does find a bottle but then she has to use it to stab a zombie in the eye. She ends up killing him just when Daryl arrives and she's like thanks for the help and he gives her the best answer there is : "You said you could take of yourself, you did." Yep, simple as that. So stop bitching !




   A little later, there's a whole bunch of zombie and Daryl knifes and golf clubs his way through all of them. But when he gets to the last one he starts beating him, and it's an old man, which makes it even more depressing.




   And in the end he just swings his brains out. Onto Beth's brand new sweater. Now, this made me laugh my ass off. She's just so cute and precious and shocked at the side of her beautiful white sweater with brains on it.




   And Daryl's just like 'oh, got carried away.. He was just blowing off some steam, projecting his anger and frustration and expressing it in a "healthy"/safe way.




   Anyway, they finally do get to a place with drinkable booze. But there's only peach schnapps. And Daryl's like 'that's piss. I have to admit I've never had it on its own, but come on it's gotta be at least okay ! It's peach ! But anyway, Beth's got her bottle and no glass but indeed, who the hell needs a glass ? But she's not drinking. She's getting emotional. This is super awkward. I was so not expecting this, I was like 'go on girl you got your drink now drink ! But when I rewatched it I was like okay, it is kind of sad. Her dad just died like a few days ago, right in front of her, she has no idea where her sister is, the rest of her family died before they even made it to the prison, and now she's having her first drink.




Meanwhile, Daryl's playing darts. And constantly turning around to check on her.




   This is so perfect I can't even describe it. By that point he's 100% sure she's crying, but yeah, just because it's sad doesn't mean it's not awkward anymore ! But above the awkwardness, the fact that she's so sad actually affects him. And that is just so damn sweet.




   So he takes the unworthy bottle, smashes it and off they go.





   And the drink he's getting her for her first time drinking EVER is moonshine. Thanks to Daryl, that girl will always be able to say her very first drink was freaking moonshine.




   And damn, she can drink ! Where's all the coughing and crying and pathetic wheezing ?? I don't understand how this is possible. She's like 'gross'*takes a sip*'Mmmhhh it grows on you!! Yeah I'm not buying that.




And since they're barricaded in anyway, Daryl can drink too !




And then they play I never. And you just know fun time's over.




   For me it got really uncomfortable really fast. This is just not a game for her and Daryl. This is a game you play with good friends. Not Daryl. Unless Daryl is your friend but he ain't her friend yet.




  And then she says this thing about jail and he's offended. Well duh of course, it's insulting and what the hell do you care anyway ?! Let's say he did go to prison, he'll tell you about it when he feels like it !





As it is, he wasn't feeling like it, so he starts smashing stuff and taking a piss.




And then he continues the game just basically saying he's never had a f#cking fairy tale childhood *implied* like she did.





   And then he brings up the wrist cutting. And I'm back on Beth's side. It's an absolutely true and legitimate argument but you just don't bring that up, it's like her and the jail thing, it's offensive so you just don't. *whispers*Even though you had every right my little baby, I'm totally still on your side.




   And I think, on some level, he realizes he's gone just a little too far.




   But he's still pissed so when the zombie just outside keeps making too much noise, he takes her out, pins the guy to a pole and basically forces her to shoot him or just, like, stand close to the crossbow while he shoots anywhere but the head.





So she stabs it in the eye and now they can actually argue !




Again I have a lot of screen caps for it.. They're pissed and she wants him to stop acting like he doesn't care and he's saying something back it's all very argue-y.




And finally Beth is fighting back not just backing down like a hurt little neutralized puppy -except not even as cute.





   At some point she says he's afraid and he is so freaking adorable when he says he's not afraid of anything. It's so childish and inaccurate and kind of dumb but so damn cute !




   Then she brings up Carol's daughter whatever her name was.. Little girl who got lost and died and turned and then walked out of Hershel's barn, which was how they found out about her new eating habits. The point being that Daryl felt something for her and she died and now "God forbid he ever let anybody get to close"




Which he throws right back at her.




Her name was SOPHIA !! Anyway, then he finally says what he's been thinking all along, that they're just all dead. And then it gets interesting !




She tries a first contact but he just turns away from her.




But then he loosens up and starts really getting into it. And it turns out his problem is simply that he's guilty. And that was very much expected, and deeply appreciated.




Finally, she can't take it anymore, so she hug-attacks him.




Now let's have a look at the assortment of emotions we got here. First we have, uuuuuh wtf? right here.




Then we have, this isn't so bad after all.




And finally, we have this. I don't want to give it a name because I feel it would tamper the heartwrenchingness and cuteness of it.




   And so he cries in her arms and it's the first time Daryl's cried in front of anyone, hell, it's the first time he's had a conversation this long with anyone ! It's really sad and frustrating 'cause of course you're gonna find them and every single one of them is gonna be alive, you should really know how this works by now..!




   So after that they just sit and talk, while drinking. and Daryl does something really weird.






   He tells her a personal traumatizing story without her asking. One dude put a gun to his head one time over a cartoon his son loved and Merle, Daryl's brother, had been bashing. Anyway, all this to say, he's nobody, he's got nobody, he's a redneck asshole and all that. And it's sad because it's true and not at the same time. Little baby..





   And then Beth is like how 'bout we make this about me?? So it's her turn to talk. About how she misses her sister, her brother and her dad, and how she thought they'd have a great life. And she gets emotional but it's okay, it's subtle and measured, so it's sweet. I forgive her for interrupting.




   Also, once again, Daryl is really affected by it. Like her pain actually hurts him. I don't know where they're going with this. Whatever it is, I ship it, but I really have no idea what on earth this is the beginning of.




   And then it gets sweet again. She's going on about how she needs to change and he tells her she did [change] (Awwwwww), but she wants to be more like him. Cause he's not where he was before all this started, he's stronger somehow, or so she thinks. Daryl thinks he's just used to things being ugly because that was his life but she says he got out of it to which he says "maybe you gotta keep on reminding me sometimes." HOW. SWEET. IS. THAT??? This is like him saying, "you know what kid? You're actually okay."




   To which she responds "Nooooo. Can't depend on anybody for anything." OK, all right. Not what I would have said. Then again I would've scared him away like 'sure, of course, whatever you want, I'll remind you of it everyday until I die.*creepy/crazy eyes*




   But then it makes sense, 'cause she says she's gonna be gone some day and he's like "stahp" -oh little baby.. but what she means to say is that he's gonna be the last one standing. And it's true, I agree with this statement with all of my soul. He's the survivor, he's the best equipped to deal with all of this, physically and mentally. And Beth can see that, and she can also see herself in comparison to that, and so, she knows she's not as likely to make it out alive as he is. And then she says "you're gonna miss me so bad when I'm gone Daryl Dixon." And that made me question everything. Because he is gonna miss her, and the simple fact of mentioning it gets him down. But in what way is he gonna miss her ?? And more importantly, what is he gonna feel for her that would make him miss her in the eventuality of her death ? I'm just trying to understand what I'm shipping here.





   And then it's over. They've said everything that needed to be said. So now Beth wants to burn down the house.




And Daryl's like hell yeah.





So they burn it down and Beth is kind of a cute idiot.






   So, whatever it is, I love it and I am all for it, it's the sweetest thing. I did a whole post of "this is so nice"/"sweet"/"adorable"/"freaking cute" just to say this ! But I want to know where this is headed, like I really need to know. 'Cause they're holding hands in next week's episode. Holding hands. Yep. Then again this isn't any other show so it doesn't necessarily mean that's what they're going with. But if they are.. I don't know about that.. It's like, are we really going down that road ? Am I gonna end up with another unshippable ship of doom (see Charloe) ?? I'm not sure I'm okay with it. I don't see how they could make it not weird. But honestly, if anything happens all I need to be on board is for it to make sense. And to not be right now, it's waaaay too early to even think about it. So just keep up the cuteness, that'll do for now !

3/02/2014

Revolution : Fear And Loathing. #InventiveTitling Yep. Could Not For The Life Of Me Think Of A Title For This Post. I Wonder How Long You Can Make It. Does It Just Stop At Some Point ?? Or Does It Go On Forever and Ever and Ever ? I Think It Does. Wow. What A Beautiful World We Live In. It's Kinda Hard To Stop. I Just Might Keep Writing Here In The Title. What An Epic Post This Is Gonna Be !


All right, all right, enough of that, sorry, I got a little carried away there. Let's talk Revolution.




   I expected to be super excited to have Revolution writing material again but as it turned out, I wasn't. Not enough Charloe. Too much Miles and Rachel, too much Charlie and Connor (the one look they exchanged really pissed me off) and so much Monroe boys bonding time, which I enjoyed, but there's only so much to say about it before there's nothing left to say about it..





   So Bass and Connor get locked up in a cage and have 24 hours until they need to fight each other to the death. And this less than enjoyable predicament led to lots and lots of father/son scenes. And that was great ! Problem is, that's it, that's the extent of my opinion on the subject, it was great. There's no way out of the cage so Bass immediately goes to plan B which includes him dying to save his son. Awwww. He teaches him to fight better but Connor's pouting because he don't wanna kill his daddy. So Bass tells him he's responsible for his mom's death. Connor is suddenly super pissed off. That I have an opinion about.




   I get that this kind of news must be unnerving, but how can it completely obliterate the fact that the man is actively trying to sacrifice himself for his son. Out of love. All right, it's still Bass'(s?) fault she's dead but it's not like he shot her. "She died in [his] arms". The fact that that was not a happy moment in his life is implied. Considering that and the whole sacrifice thing, just.. chill the f#ck out Connor ! He goes from "I ain't killing my pops #butdaddyIwuvyou" to "DIE MOTHERF#CKER!!!"




   Secondary characters (and whatever comes after secondary) such as Emma, mean so little to me I just don't understand how killing them is a bad thing anymore. Sure, people dying in general is sad, but in this case it makes room for other, new, better characters ! I sound a lot like Randall justifying making millions of people die/explode/whatever.. My point being Bass is awesome and at this point anyone who genuinely wants to kill him has no soul. *cough*RACHEL*cough*




   Anyway, Connor just needed to get it out of his system, he totally loves Bass and can't resist his speeches. And this one was heartbreaking. He basically says he spent half his life wanting power, destroying himself and everything that mattered to him in order to get it and when he finally got it, he'd destroyed it all. Loneliness is the source of half of Sebastian Monroe's angst/suicidal tendencies. The other half is guilt. Poor little baby.




   But anyway, Charloe moment !! Sort of. Shut up, it is! Bass doesn't want his son to be as miserable as he ended up being. So he tells him to do things differently, to not be alone, "find a girl, NOT CHARLIE." David Lyons gave a somewhat controversial interview about that line. I don't know if he ships Charloe --God please let it be..- but he unambiguously admitted there is an unidentified "something" he (Monroe) sees in Charlie. So, my question is : what the hell are you implying here Bass ?! What is this? What does it MEAN??! Is it possessiveness ? As in "not Charlie, because well, MINE" or just like "believe me you don't want that kind of complicated." ?? I guess David Lyons kind of said it's pure paternal concern. I personally hate everything about this outlook which is why I'm going with possessiveness, yay ! Ah sweet sweet denial.  




   This brings me to the Charlie part of the episode because Charlie's a main-ish character again !




So upon finding out the Monroe boys had been taken, she decided to go to Duncan for help. It was really the only sensible thing to do. But Duncan is a bitch (God I love her) and she's not helping.




   She's not helping and she's effectively screwing them even more by giving Charlie up to Gould.




   Which is actually kind of nice 'cause it gets Charlie closer to Monroe. Senior. Unfortunately it also gets her closer to Connor.




   Now, how did this turn into a Connor/Charlie moment ? What the hell, writers ??! She looks like she's sorry she couldn't help which I'm fine with. But why is she not looking at both of them ? Like she somehow feels more guilty about Connor's situation than Bass'(s)-I'm having issues with basic grammar today. Like I did yesterday and everyday of my life..




At least Bass got to see how awesome her hair looked. We find comfort in the little things.




   So, let's recap. The boys are all love and oh shit we have to fight each other, Charlie's got a new job as a New Vegas commercial pleasure worker and she's maiming her first client, Duncan's a bitch and she's there to watch the show and Gould is happy-happy.





   Let's skip the fight because as you can imagine it is 100% not screencappable. But it was very nice and they both looked like adorable puppies the whole time. Anyhow, Charlie manages to escape from her sex jail and stabs the guy Gould sent to kill Duncan.




And Duncan is impressed and even respectful because she's awesome.




   So eventually the fight comes to a point where Connor's got his dad's carotid artery at the tip of his sword, and he looks so sad and Monroe looks so resigned. It's.. Very sad.





   But then Duncan's men start shooting people ! YAAAAY!! SHOOTING AND PANIC INDUCED CHAOS!!!! And of course Charlie ends up being the one literally getting them out. Love. That. With all of my being.




And since this show is epic and I was right to like Duncan, there's more !




   Duncan and Monroe have what qualifies as a sassy exchange and it involves talk of sex soooo.. not good. But who cares? It's not like it's dripping sexual tension or anything and even if it did, she's not even gonna be here anymore ! And anyway, Charlie arrives and Duncan goes into Charlie appreciation mode, God bless her.




    She gives them 5 men FOR FREE, as payment for Charlie saving her life. Monroe's a little greedy but in the end pretty satisfied until they're just standing there like idiots. I love that moment because Bass is like WTF? You coming or.. ??




   And Duncan is like 'oh did you think this was for you ?? My bad, I didn't make myself clear*mwahaha!




   So, the men are for Charlie. Because she's the one Duncan owes a debt to. F#ck yeah !





   About that face. Is it just frustration ? Because it freaking looks like actual pain. Those are ones of the finest puppy dog eyes I've ever seen. But anyway I don't care because the men are hers to boss around so Bass can't do a thing without her consent. Do you know what this means ? Potential. For beautiful things.




   And it's already beautiful ! Because even before he's said a thing she's smiling at how it's gonna piss him off and turning to see the look on his face.





   All the satisfaction and arrogance oh man, I love it ! Finally Charlie's got something going for her !




   And the best part is what makes it feel so good for her is Monroe being unhappy about it. Considering how she just could not help grinning at him like a sassy idiot, I'm hoping she's gonna rub it in every chance she gets.





   When rewatching for like the third time I noticed Connor's reaction. My thoughts exactly. He's like "Ooooouh snap!"




    And then Aaron gives the nano tech a virus and wakes up (to the best song ever, btw) and it's 2014 which makes zero sense since the blackout happened in 2012 and they just picked march 5th 2014 because it's the air date of the episode. But hey, hairsplitting.




   I'm actually really curious to see this week's episode, but I'm not looking forward to it as much as I'm looking forward to real blackout life where Charlie and Monroe actually know each other and sass it out in between all the eye sex they're having. But you know.. Patience, virtue, all that sh!t..


3/01/2014

The Vampire Diaries : No Exit, No Quality Content, No Nothing..


   Just watched the preview for this week's TVD, and apparently Katherine may or may not die. And Elena may or may not come back.





   I hate this show. You know how they say there's a fine line between love and hate ? Well, I just crossed it, except backwards, I went from absolute unconditional love to extremely conditional love to 'I freaking hate everything about this show.




   First, Caroline and Tyler are on the mend. Even though he basically said he'd never forgive her, they spent the whole day together and they even laughed together. Nope. Not nearly enough drama. Where's all the hate and suffering ? Huh ?? I don't like Tyler and I only like Caroline in regards to the Klaroline story line. And that ship is sailed. So now I'm back to hating her guts.





   Caroline and Stefan are really pissing me off as a team. Why do they always need to stick their nose where it doesn't belong ? Figuring out sire bonds and body thefts, wtf just mind your own damn business ! And is there ever really gonna be a Steroline ship ?? I don't want that. I want to spit in the face of that implication. Caroline and Stefan ?! Gross. Just gross, get outta here.


Intense thinking process


   Taking Elena's body was the dumbest thing Katherine has ever done. I said it before she did it, and again after, and I still stick by it : wrong f#cking move. There's always a way to save Elena when she's dying, there was a way there too, nobody bothered to look for it. Because they all suck. Except Katherine and Damon, I love you my little babies.





   They were bound to find out. How could she even think it would work ? She thought she could fake being Elena for an eternity !! Didn't even make it through 4 episodes. And how is making Stefan fall back in love with her impersonating Elena satisfying in any way ?? Is she really that desperate ? No she's not, the writers are making her like that ! And I hate them for it.



 

   And her plans are so evil they're doomed to fail. Damon is still a problem for her so she figures she'll just get Stefan to kill him ! My, what a great plan, really it's awesome, can we just stop here for a sec ? She has known them for like 2 centuries, she knows they love each other, she knows Stefan would rather cut his arm open than kill his brother. At least she got to torture Damon a little. Payback's a bitch.




   But in the end she just screwed herself because she forgot that Elena would rather bleed to death than kill anyone she loves. Katherine is smarter than that. So why are the writers making her dumber and dumber. It's just a bad decision on top of another bad decision on top of a massive pile of wtf?!




   I am done with this show. I solemnly vow to never expect good things to come from this show ever again. So, Katherine's gonna die, Elena will come back, be with Damon for a while and then she'll go with Stefan and they'll live happily ever after and be boring together. And I'm fine with that, I no longer have expectations, so go ahead, kill my favorite character, what do I care..